Black Friday is coming to the town! Let’s celebrate this fascinating shopping season with hilarious Black Friday puns to tease your friends and people around!
Black Friday is a term for the Friday immediately after Thanksgiving. This day is considered the biggest shopping season when almost all stores launch attractive discounts and offers of a wide variety of products. Many stores offer highly promoted sales on Black Friday and open very early (often as early as midnight) or sometimes on Thanksgiving Day.
Since at least 2005, Black Friday has been the busiest shopping day of the year in the United States. And nowadays, this day has become a global shopping event when it is warmly received in various countries all over the world. Multiple funny situations take place on Black Friday besides plenty of hot deals.
Below, we have compiled Black Friday puns for you to tell your loved ones on this special day. Some of them can be used in different situations of Black Friday!
Scroll down and save these 20 super humorous Black Friday puns to your notes!
1. The boat shop was having a huge discount on all their Galleons and Brigantines for Black Friday this year.
It was the biggest sail event they’ve ever had.
2. Why did the naked guy go Black Friday shopping?
Because the underpants were 100% off.
It’s just a joke! Never be naked when you go Black Friday shopping!
3. What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?
You gotta Mufasa!
4. Bought a new vacuum on Black Friday. It sucks!
Well, the fact that most of the things with hot deals on Black Friday are suck! You have to trade your life for it.
5. Black Friday at the geology museum was great!
There were so many great shales!
Let’s go to the geology museum to see great shales instead of crushing each other in the mall.
6. Him: “Today’s Black Friday right?”
Him: “Then why’s it so bright out?”
7. I don’t know what the big deal is about Black Friday. All Fridays matter.
Black Lives Matter. And so do all Fridays!
8. What kind of bird likes to go shopping?
A Pottery Barn Owl.
9. Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Staff: No, ma’am. You’ll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
Wait for a second! Is there any misunderstanding here?
10. What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
11. Never tell a woman she can’t purse-shoe her dreams!
She will get angry and bring tons of shoes to throw into you!
12. The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus.
13. I believe in sole mates!
And we all need an infinity of sole mates!
14. What do you call a sweater that was blown away by the wind?
Now have you understood why people usually wear a cardigan on windy days?
15. Someone stole my frock, but I shawl overcome.
Frock and shawl. What one-of-a-kind Black Friday puns!
16. What do you call a jacket that catches on fire?
That why everyone looks so hot in a blazer!
17. Which Greek goddess had the craziest shirts? Aphro-dyed-tee.
Fantastic Black Friday puns to show your knowledge of Greek mythology!
18. My grocery bag will feel empty when I don’t shop.
My grocery bag’s feeling is the reason why I can’t help going shopping every day, and especially on Black Friday!
19. Why is it called Black Friday?
Because it brings out everyone’s dark side.
Everyone has their dark side. And it can be shown easily through the Black Friday discount deals!
20. I’ve got to be honest, I’m running out of Black Friday puns.
I have to stop at the fabric store for new material.
Last but not least, use the Black Friday puns if you can’t think of anything more exciting to say.
These Black Friday puns are spectacular! Have you saved them all in your memo list? Hurry up to save now to tease people around as well as enjoy the precious time during the busiest shopping season!
Besides, if you are interested in fashion products, please visit the Riverism site to hunt for quality discounts on Black Friday (using code BLAY30). Come to visit and choose plenty of items in the Thanksgiving Collection!
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