Riverism Black Friday discount

Black Friday is coming to the town! Let’s celebrate this fascinating shopping season with hilarious Black Friday puns to tease your friends and people around!

Black Friday is a term for the Friday immediately after Thanksgiving. This day is considered the biggest shopping season when almost all stores launch attractive discounts and offers of a wide variety of products. Many stores offer highly promoted sales on Black Friday and open very early (often as early as midnight) or sometimes on Thanksgiving Day.

Since at least 2005, Black Friday has been the busiest shopping day of the year in the United States. And nowadays, this day has become a global shopping event when it is warmly received in various countries all over the world. Multiple funny situations take place on Black Friday besides plenty of hot deals.

Below, we have compiled Black Friday puns for you to tell your loved ones on this special day. Some of them can be used in different situations of Black Friday!

Scroll down and save these 20 super humorous Black Friday puns to your notes!

1. The boat shop was having a huge discount on all their Galleons and Brigantines for Black Friday this year.
It was the biggest sail event they’ve ever had.


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The best of Black Friday is that every product is on “sails”!

2. Why did the naked guy go Black Friday shopping?
Because the underpants were 100% off.

It’s just a joke! Never be naked when you go Black Friday shopping!

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Let’s do and buy everything you want on Black Friday!

3. What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?
You gotta Mufasa!

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Mufasa! I mean “Move faster”!

4. Bought a new vacuum on Black Friday. It sucks!

Well, the fact that most of the things with hot deals on Black Friday are suck! You have to trade your life for it.

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Black Friday puns to warn your friends not to buy something that they don’t need.

5. Black Friday at the geology museum was great!
There were so many great shales!

Let’s go to the geology museum to see great shales instead of crushing each other in the mall.

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What incredible Black Friday puns for those who love geology!

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Well, even though it’s bright out, people still find ways to trample each other.

6. Him: “Today’s Black Friday right?”
Me: “Yep”
Him: “Then why’s it so bright out?”


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Profound Black Friday puns based on the newest influential trend!

7. I don’t know what the big deal is about Black Friday. All Fridays matter.

Black Lives Matter. And so do all Fridays!

Black Friday puns bird the hunger games Pottery Barn Owl
What a shopaholic bird!

8. What kind of bird likes to go shopping?
A Pottery Barn Owl.

Black Friday puns funny empty wallet
What an ironic situation on Black Friday!

9. Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Staff: No, ma’am. You’ll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.

Wait for a second! Is there any misunderstanding here?

10. What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.


Black Friday puns crowd hilarious
Then the Samsung store will be like this!

11. Never tell a woman she can’t purse-shoe her dreams!

She will get angry and bring tons of shoes to throw into you!

Black Friday puns woman dream funny
Their wildest dream is to buy everything they want on Black Friday!

12. The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus.


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Appropriate Black Friday puns if you are going to get new frocks on this shopping season!

13. I believe in sole mates!

And we all need an infinity of sole mates!

Black Friday puns shoes sole mates funny
Let’s go to the shoe store and get numerous sole mates!

14. What do you call a sweater that was blown away by the wind?
A cardi-gone.

Now have you understood why people usually wear a cardigan on windy days?

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Send the amusing Black Friday puns to your friends, and get yourself a new cardigan right away!

15. Someone stole my frock, but I shawl overcome.

Frock and shawl. What one-of-a-kind Black Friday puns!

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Such interesting Black Friday puns for you to say!

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Let’s fight for a magnificent blazer!

16. What do you call a jacket that catches on fire?
A blazer.

That why everyone looks so hot in a blazer!

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You can’t see that creative Black Friday puns coming, can you?

17. Which Greek goddess had the craziest shirts? Aphro-dyed-tee.

Fantastic Black Friday puns to show your knowledge of Greek mythology!

Black Friday puns bag feel empty when i don't shop
And my heart feels so empty too!

18. My grocery bag will feel empty when I don’t shop.

My grocery bag’s feeling is the reason why I can’t help going shopping every day, and especially on Black Friday!

Black Friday puns deals begin
It’s just the day that people can kill each other for a toy!

19. Why is it called Black Friday?
Because it brings out everyone’s dark side.

Everyone has their dark side. And it can be shown easily through the Black Friday discount deals!

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Well, that’s all of Black Friday puns!

20. I’ve got to be honest, I’m running out of Black Friday puns.
I have to stop at the fabric store for new material.

Last but not least, use the Black Friday puns if you can’t think of anything more exciting to say.

These Black Friday puns are spectacular! Have you saved them all in your memo list? Hurry up to save now to tease people around as well as enjoy the precious time during the busiest shopping season!

Besides, if you are interested in fashion products, please visit the Riverism site to hunt for quality discounts on Black Friday (using code BLAY30). Come to visit and choose plenty of items in the Thanksgiving Collection!

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